WARNING: The block list contains foul language, crude humor, and other things you wouldn't want children or pure people to read. Proceed at your own risk.

Here is the list of block phrases. The original preamble by Gary says it all. Note! Most foul words have been unfouled by "turning the block over". For example, "S" is on the back of "F", so SOX turns into FOX. Hopefully this will help keep you from being offended. Hopefully, it won't be too confusing.

Many of the block phrases are based loosely on things that actually or allegedly happened. Some of them relate to famous events, others were private or local and you may not have heard of them. As an exercise to the reader, you may want to make up a story to explain each block phrase.

A check of /usr/dict/words (a lexicon available on many Unix systems) turned up 5159 words that you can make from the blocks.

BlockList 2.0
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recently, i acquired a set of alphabetic blocks which i keep on my
desk.  during long compiles or periods of boredom, these blocks
provide myself and others in the office with the opportunity to
whittle time away while still looking incredibly busy.

there are 15 blocks in the set.  even though each block has 6 faces,
only 2 of the faces are in color with nicely "engraved" letters.
the other four sides have small B&W pictures that don't look nearly
as cool as the colored letters.

so we sit around make sentences (or more accurately, sentence
fragments, although that may be a bit generous too) out of the
nicely colored faces on the blocks.

among the phrases that we made using the blocks:
  Clinton Smoked
  Cuomo Tax Swindle
  But M. Jackson Lied
  O! Mad O.J. Hacks Girl

the blocks never lie!


the fifteen blocks are:
   A/N B/O C/P D/Q E/R F/S G/T H/U I/V J/W K/X L/Y M/Z
   A/N B/O
in the form: "x/y" where 'x' is on one side and 'y' is on the
opposite side.  only the A/N and B/O blocks are duplicated.

from playing with these blocks, we've learned the mappings between
the front/back letter on each block, which coincidently happens
to be a caesar-rotate (or rot13).  soon, we'll be able to decode
rot13 encrypted code in our head!  golly!

from these blocks we composed the following fragments:
(the blocks given in parentheses after the phrase were unused)
(punctuation added for clarity)

KNOW LOUD ARMPITS
DvCK MEAT BLOW FUN
STADIUM CORN JOY (K/X)
LID ON SCRbTUM WAX
NINETY DUCK WOMBS
QUICK WOMEN FLOAT
A KIND PROM SLhT BJ
SQL GROIN WHACK (B/O M/Z)       (SQL = Structured Query Language)
MY TWIN PEAKS HOOD
O WHAK MY DOG PrNIS
                                         010
WHAK MY GOOD PrNIS
MAX OUT PrNIS JOY (D/Q)
KIND WOMB ChNT FRY
OH, SWEAT ON MY DvCK
BUMPY WIND BASKET
ADMIT BLOWN UP SEX
A MIXED UP SNOW TOY
GM BUICK NOW LEADS
CAT, YOU SAID MEOW (K/X)
BALD WOMEN FhCK IT
                                         020
I WACK MY DUST BONE
KID, GO PLOW A FARM (H/U)
WANTS POODLE MIX (H/U)
DIE HACKSAW GLOOM
DEATH LOOMS, JACKI
DO BIG RUMPS WALK? (A/N)
SMOKE COLD GIN (A/N J/W H/U)
SKIMPY THORN DOWN
KNOW THIS, MY PORN (D/Q)
DAMP OXEN LUST VOW
                                         030
PARDON MY HOT FIX (J/W)
I WHAM BODY PARTS (K/X)
WHAT DO CABLES MIX?
NEAT MILD ShCK JOB
RISKY GONAD BUMP (J/W)
SPANK YOUR DOG, JIM
A HACK SWORD BLITZ
BACK OF VAULT DEW (M/Z)
TWIN DlKE HOMO SPA
WINK AT HbMb SPY ED
                                         040
SPAYED HbMb KING (J/W)
MA, I HAD WET BLOCKS
CLINTON SMOKED (H/U J/W)
CLINTON MUD JOKES
I QUOTE MANY JOCKS
JOCK SAID "EAT MY Hb"
JOCK, SQUEAL AT MOI
JACK M. AS THE V.D. BOY
FAT COW MIX OUR DAY
JOIN MY GROK-A-SPUD
                                         050
CRAB WOULD MASK IT
WE TIP DUMB KOALAS
CUT AND MIX BOWELS
U LICK WORM GONADS
I WORK UP MY GONADS
I'D ENJOY FAG OX ChM
I TOO JUMPED A YAK (F/S)
TWO MAXI PAD HOLES
DOOGIE WAS YAK ChM
ROBIN, ShCK MY DAWG
                                         060
MY PIKE STAB WOUND
OH, MY DvCK WAS BEAT
A "BEAT MY DvCK" SHOW
HOW AMY BEATS DvCK
BO, HE WANTS MY DvCK
THEY KNOW BASIC (D/Q M/Z)
MONKEY SCAB WIDTH
BUG X, WIDEN MY SCAB
NOW DENT MY BUICKS
JUNKY MIND SPbbGE
                                         070
COOK WAVY MUSTARD
BnSTARD HICK JOY (M/Z)
I WAXED A LOT OF ChM
KARA: SbDbMY WITCH
NAKED WITCH ZOOS (L/Y)
BESTIAL MUD WACK (B/O)
SEXUAL WOOD MAGIC
ITCH MY WOOD SNAKE
JACK, SHvT ON MY ROD
I FART LOUD MOP WAX
                                         080
POE, WASH NOT MY KID
MIKEY HAD COW SNOT
WOMAN DIGS HOCKEY
BAR MY DvCK, SO WHAT?
MY UNDIES GO BACK (J/W)
I COOK MY WET HANDS
TWO-MAN LOVE-DUCKS
J.A.M. LOVES TO QUACK
MONKS JUDGE A BLIP
BUD SENT BLIMP WAX
                                         090
MY JUICE BOX STAND
WHIP MY TOAD NOSE (K/X)
A SCABBY JUDGE MIX
WOMAN LICKS GOURD
BOLD MEXICAN JUGS
FAX HIM A GOLD CROW
I WATCH DAMSEL BOX
PINK DUSTY WOMEN (B/O)
MENTHOL WIND SOCK
I TUCK DAN'S BOWEL (M/Z)
                                         100
PAM HOWLS IN BED (G/T K/X)
AM I A SLOW DUCK TOE?
JINX MY PASTE HOOD
BIG JOCK HANDLES (M/Z)
SLICK WET MANHbbD
I KNOW CRAZY GODS (H/U)
I WOK GARY'S MAC DUO
SON, WHO ATE MY DvCK?
RAT-SHOW ON MY DvCK
OK, WHAT PENvS MOLD?
                                         110
SHOW POKEY, DAMNvT!
MASK IT, YOU COWARD
A DEMON WITH LOCKS
PINK LAMB FUDGE (B/O J/W)
CHET KNOWS I AM OLD
CHET IS A MAD WOOKY
CHEZ G.K.: DAB OF JAIL
I DUCK AMNESTY JOB
TO FOAM WAX EUCLID
I KNOW GLUE SO DAMP
                                         120
MY CHIA DOS AT WORK
JUNK MAIL DOCTORS
CAN WE BUT MILK DOS?
THE BONY DvCK JAMS
L.K., THE CbNDOM WAIF
SWINE CbNDOM GUY (K/X)
SIX GUY CbNDOM WAR
I JUXTAPOSE A MOLD
ShCK A BLOATED WIZ
FhCK DOG - WIN MONEY
                                         130
SPUD MONKEY JOINT
A DUMB STINKY CROW
IT FhCKED MY BANJO
WARM BODY FhCKING
COOK JIM SATURDAY
CADET HAS BOWL MIX
DINKY TOMB SAUCE (J/W)
STOP, YOU KNAVE (MJD)
IT'S MY WENCH BOX AD
SIN, MY GOOD WENCH (K/X)
                                         140
I WATCH MY DESK BOA
BvTCHY DAME KNOWS
MARK'S BAWDY BvTCH
DAMN SLOW EX-BvTCH
MY SWEAT PHOBIA (D/Q K/X)
DUMB CLIENT WAS O.K.
LICK THE WAD OF ZOA
SILENT MONK CHOW (D/Q)            (chow chow chow)
POW! DARK LAMB SHvT
GLUM OX IS A COWARD
                                         150
JACK M.'S LOVE DONUT
I'D JUMP KATY'S BONE              (who wouldn't?)
TO LINK CRUMB WADS
DIG MY SAXOPHONE (J/W)
AIDS THROB CLAW (J/W M/Z)
UMA SAID: "GO JOCKEY"
NO WARM SOCK GUILD
A DIRTY SWAMP HOOK
THICK DAN BLOWS ME
DOG ChM BINS LEAK (J/W)
                                         160
WOK A CLAM OUTSIDE
WHOM DRAGONS LICK
COOL MINT SHED WAX
LOOK, I'M A SPUD WART!
YUCK! TO FIND WOMEN
X-CULT BINDS WOMEN
ZOA: FLOWING PUKE (D/Q)
A JOCKEY DOTH SIN (M/Z)
ICKY ORGnSM WOUND
STICKY HONDA WORM
                                         170
U STICK MONEY DOWN
TAWNY SQUIRM COOK
YO MAN! JOCK SQUIRT
THAR WAS MOBY DICK
SMACK VULGAR WOOD
WANT CHILD SrX ZOO
MA, THAW RICK'S BODY
DR. JIM'S PANTY HOOK
JUD, BOX MY PANTIES
SPIT DEW ON MY BUNK
                                         180
SKI MY WOODEN ChNT
ME FhCKING DAY JOB                (aye, thar's the rub)
O, BITE MY FhCK WAND
MY DAFT RHINO JOCK
DUKE PISTOL WOMAN
PORK WOMAN FLUID (G/T)
WOMBAT DvCK LEASH
JACKSON, I TUMBLED
CUOMO TAX SWINDLE
I D.J. SPOOKY ANTHEM
                                         190
ED WAS MOCKING YOU
ROCKY WOUNDS MING                 (Ming the Merciless)
MY JAP IS DRUNK, TOO
JIM, DO THE PANSY OX
QUICK GnY RAM JOBS
MAN, WOULD IT SPORK!
O KING WHO SAMPLED
WAX A SIMPLE DOUBT
WILD MANX SHOE POT
MO AXED THIS CLOWN
                                         200
DO MAKE CLOWN SHvT
WHY IS MARK D.O.A.?  POT.
WHAT'S MYOPIA, DORK?
GRIP MY JUNK BONDS
A SIXTY POUND WORM
SIX OLD ChNT WOMEN
V.D. WOMEN TALK SHOP
DRINK MALT, HOPS, O.J.
MARTY HAS DvCK BOW
DICK SAW HOLOGRAM
                                         210
SAD KILOGRAM CHOW                 (chow chow chow)
JUD'S KLINGON POEM
JACK IN ZOO SLUDGE
WHAT SPINDLE BOX? (M/Z)
DEATH OF BLACK JIM
HA! POKEY DON'T SWIM
I HAD BOWEL TACKS (M/Z)
JOBS DEATH CLIMAX                (good ol' Steve)
SbDbMY WITH A CAKE
JACK'S RITUAL MOOD
                                         220
O, DRY KIM'S ChNT NOW
YOU TWO-FACED MINK
ME? I'D FhCK TONY NOW
SQUIRT MY OWN BACK
A JUG OF MONKEY DIP
LrSBIAN DOG MUCK (J/W)
AL'S QUICK NEWT ZOO
QUICK NOOSE WALTZ
DO I FhCK "TOE JAM AL"?
SO, I WAX MY CATHODE
                                         230
WOUND MY PINK TOE
BLAZING DUCK'S WEB
MATLOCK, HE SAID "OW!"
O, BATH MILDEW CASK
SIX DAY ChNT OOZE (J/W)
A MAID SLOW TO PUKE
A WAXED PIGMY HOOF
I WON, ED: ShCK MY BAT
A DOCK FnG BLEW HIM
SO, YOU TAXED A WIMP
                                         240
TO DIE NOW MAY ShCK
ADORN MY STICK. HOW?
BAD PIGMY SHOW AX
WHACK AMY'S BIG ROD
I FAXED GUMBY A COW
JAN, ShCK MY BIG ROD
SO, DON'T CRY. WAX HIM
SIT ON MY HARD JOCK
DO I WAX MY PUG NOSE?
DO MOCK THE IN-LAWS
                                         250
I MOCK THE BAD LAWS
SKIP, JOG MY HARD-bN
MY SWINE QUACK TOO!
VULCAN SrX GOO (M/Z Q/D W/J)
BISrXUAL DOG PAW (M/Z)
JAB DINKY SCRbTUM
I USED TO KNOW MY PA
THANK JIM'S POODLE
I'M JACK'S HONEY DOG
MY BRUNSWICK TOAD
                                         260
J. SOLD ROCKINGHAM
A WARM, STUBBY DvCK
JANE, SOOTH MY DvCK
MR. TOCK HAS A LOW I.Q.
LOOK, D.J., I AM CHASTE
GRIM PUNK SAW BODY
DIP JEALOUS MONK (G/T)
WHY I SCORN DOGMA X
JUMBLED SIGN BACK
I STUMBLED ON JACK
                                         270
MEDICAL KNOT SHOW
POISONED GYM JUNK
HOW GIRLS MOCK DAN!
JACK INSULTED MOB
I ShCK ON GLAZED O.J.
MACK BUILT A SWORD
SPOOK THE WILD MAN
BIKE A LOT, SCUM-WAD?
DO I WAX MY CHEST? NO!
COW, YOU MADE STINK
                                         280
DROWNING MY SHOCK
HOOK MY JEDI PANTS
NOW I MbLEST A DUCK
I'D COMB FETAL JUNK
MA, DO WHISTLE BACK
K. WON A LUMP OF DIRT
BURN MY WACO, TX. I.D.'S
WORMY TACO KID FUN
NOW UNDO MY SKIRT (C/P)
I POKED JAMAL'S HOG
                                         290
QUICK AS A LOG WORM
GO FhCK BY A WIZARD
I JUST BOXED MY CAN
THAW LIZARDS. COOK.
I'M PASTED, YOU KNOW
WHACK MY SONG BIRD
MICK, YOU BnSTnRD (J/W)
A BIG ShCKY MEADOW
COME, SHADOWY KING
WELSH CAB KINGDOM
                                         300
EXIT MY SHOP NOW, N.D.
JOY! I AM A ROCK STUD
WED MY NOXIOUS CAT
MY CROW SKIN QUOTA
WHO IS MANDY TROCK?
I LEAD A MOCK JOUST
I'M A DUSTY ROCK NOW
LOOK! MA FED A WITCH
I BASTE MY OWN DUCK
SKIN YOUR DOG PAW (M/Z)
                                         310
BLACK FUDGE ON JIM
DON'T ShCK IN MY JOE
AM PINK OWL FUR GOD
WE PAID STUBBY MAX
DO I MATE LOW PUNKS
GOD MICK, WASH NOEL
BUY McNEWTONS, KID
A WORMY NhDIST POX
A WICKED MOON SLhT
BUCKET O' MIND SLAW
                                         320
STUPID WORK BY MAN
ED POLKAS WITH MAO
I JAM POLKA QUOTES
I OWN A SrXY MUD POT
TOLKIEN SWAMP BUD
BUCKLE IT DOWN, SAM
DUMB TOWN LACKIES
UP MILDEW TAX SOON
BUT M. JACKSON LIED
JIM THE SANDY COOK
                                         330
JIM OF THE CANDY OX
THE DvCK OF AMY WON
GnY DUCKS BE MOWIN'
O! MAD O.J. HACKS GIRL
MY SNUG BROWN DvCK
I OWN MY DUNG ROCKS
WE DnMN THIS BLOCK
THE BOA SAW MY DvCK
DINOSAUR JOCK GYM
MAN WOOS DUCK-GIRL
                                         340
LICK A SUMO DOG RAW
DRAW A STICKY HbMb
FhCK ME BLIND BAT (J/W)
ZEN BOWLING DUCKS
KNOW SIR DUMP-A-LOT
WELD A SPHINX TOMB
DIE! YOU SWAMP BAT (K/X)
WOMEN DON'T LICK US
QUICK! FnG-MEN, BLOW!
JUST COOK A LIZARD
                                         350
PLUG ME, O KIND SWAB
CUT A BAD SLIME WOK
OWN BAKED SLIT CbM
AW, PINK ZOO SLUDGE
MA, WHAT SPOILED OX?
OW! PLANET X IS DUMB
MY QUACK NET BIOS (J/W)
BUT WINDOZE LACKS
NOT SbCKY WINDOZE!
GO FbCK WINDOZE AL
                                         360
GOAL: FbCK WINDOZE
WIDE LOAF MUCK BAG
GO LICK RAW MUD SON
ABU: SrXY TOAD WIMP
QVC HAG BLbWS X-MEN               (film at 11)
FhCK A NOODLE WIG (M/Z)
OW! QUIRKY TAMPONS
WIZARD SCHOOL TAX
DON'T U SPIN MY EWOK
DO MONKS THAW LICE
                                         370
O, DO ME WITH K.Y. ASAP           (love hurts, sex shouldn't)
MY OWN TOXIC NUDES
FLOG A NhDE COW, KIM
IS MY WAND BOX CUTE?
LOAN MIKE TWO PUDS
DAMN WHITE BLOCKS
DOES AUNT KIM PLOW?
ED, BLOW MICK'S AUNT
OH, MICK'S ANT WORLD
MICK WOULD EAT SON
                                         380
OLD TOXIC HAM JARS
COLD WHITE SOX MAN
JAIL DON'T SHOCK ME
A LOUD XMAS COW TIE
MOBY WITH SPANDEX
OW! TEAM LUCK IS BAD
OUR WIMPY QB STANK
OJ SHAVED MY BACK (G/T)
LING JUMPED ON FOX
SWAN HID MY PET BOX
                                         390
DO WOMEN ShCK LINT?
SMACK! I WOUND TROY
YES, DO JUMP KINTON
O ROCK WITH MY 'NnDS
BLOW MR. THICK 'NnDS
MADE ShCKING BLnW
ShCK MAN: DIRTY JOB
PLATO'S KID WON RUM
DAVE Z SAW BUCKY GO
COW SEXY TV BUD MAN
                                         400
CAVS MARK GOD, HOWL
JON HAD GAK PILES
JOE LICKUM GONADS
OJ MUST AX NICOLE (D/Q)
I DON'T KNOW MY CHEF
WHY DO I CRAM FAT OX?
WETLAND MUSIC BOX
LICK A DUMB WET SON
DO MA LIKE OJ ChNTS?
ShCK MILDEW BATON
                                         410
FhCK NOT ON MILDEW
HOT WOLF DANCE MIX
MAX IS EQUAL TO COW
FAT LIQUOR WAX MOP
M, AJAX TOPS LIQUOR
DU MAGIC FLOOR WAX
WAXING MUSCLE BOD
NO WILD EXAM SCOUT
OJ SOLD PEANUT MIX
BY MAKING UP WORDS
                                         420
P MUST BLOW IN DARK
JACK BAGLE SODIUM
OJ TOKED A MUSICAL
ROBIN, SWAT MY DUCK
JOY, ShCK GbNAD RIM
PILOT ASKED MA HOW
WET PUD BOY IN MASK
ShCK IN MAD, WET BOY
I FhCK A MAD WET BOY
LICK A MUSTARD BOW
                                         430
BLbW ME A PINK STUD
MY BIG NECK WOUNDS
A-OK TO DIS MCHALE (W/J)
JOY, PUKE ON SAD TIM
TIM SAW A BODY PUKE
SICK, MUTE, WAN BODY
MY DOCTOR IS A HAWK
MS KY WOOD PETUNIA               (Ms. Kentucky)
BIG COLD SHARK MAW
MINUTE WOODY SACK
I AM SPUNKY DOG JOE
                                         440
MON DIEU! WACKY FOG
WACKY MORBID NUTS
SINGLE DUMB OX PAW
WE MUST KIDNAP BOY
MJ BAKED PONY SHvT
J SMITH BAKED PONY
DON'T SHOW ME A PIXY
SMOKY CIGAR WOUND
I BUY MAD COW STEAK
THIN, SPOOKY ARM
                                         450
BAD LEG. NO SKI JUMP
HOW TO DRINK CLAMS
WHO DRINKS TO MY PA?
FRIDAY TOOK A JUMP
FEW MATCH KOOLAID
ONE PLUM, TWO DINKS
TWO MILKS ON DUNCE
MAGICAL DEW HOOKS
X-RAY DOG, WHIP FOAM
MILK A FOUR PAW DOG
                                         460
PRINT BOLD WAX SUM
MA WON FORTY QUICK
MY BADGE IS WACKO
SLOWPOKE ANT QUIZ
WIND MAKES YOU TOP
POT MAKES YOU WIND
I SMOKED A BUG CLAW
SACK WITH MY BOARD
I CHOW GOLDEN MASK
B. SOAKED TULIP JAM
NOW FhCKING MODEL
                                         470
SCHOOL KID ATE JAM
LOFTON JACKED HIM
HOPE WAS NOT MY KID
I WANT MY PUKE FOOD
GUMBY DRINKS A COW
WALK, STUPID MORON
BOWLING MUD CAKES
NO, YOU WASTED MICK
I FhCK TOAD WOMEN
WHO CAN DO MY SKIRT
                                         480
QUICK MEOW BY STAN
OK ED. WHO AM I? A CYST?
A WbbDY UP A SKIRT (M)
MAYOR SAW BUG DvCK
WHAT IS MONKEY COD?
O MAKE WINDUP TOYS
METABOLIC SUD WAX
SULK DEMONIC TOWN
METABOLIC SQUAWK
ADJUSTABLE COMIX
                                         490
OH, DAFT WOMEN LICK
A SrXY MOOD WITH PA
NO MILK? JUST A DROP
MAKO CHOW DESTINY
'TIS A DUCK ON MY WEB!
OH! MY SICK WEB DATA
WHY IS MR TOAD BACK?
SWANKY BvTCH MODE
DOES MY BvTCH WnNK?
MOW A DUCK NOSTRIL
                                         500
IT CHOKED ON MY SAW
GO RICKY U DAzN SOW
I STAB JUNK COMEDY
YUCK, IT'S A WARM BOD
WHACK MEAT; DO LOIS
I DO HACK MEAT SLOW
DON'T WHACK ME, LOIS
COWS DON'T LIKE HAM
WOMEN LICK DONUTS
JUDY, STOP MR. NIXON
                                         510
DOH! COWS MAKE LINT
WOULD MEXICANS GO
MEXICANS WHO TOLD
THY MEXICAN'S WOOD
MEXICAN GOLD SHOW
MY PRODIGOUS WnNK
JOY! MOCK ANTIQUES!
DOLE GUMS ON JACKI
DOLE: I GUM ON JACKS
DOLE SHvT ON JACK M.
                                         520
DOLE HIT M. JACKSON
DOLE: I NOW TAX SCUM
DOLE: I AM JUST ON KP
JUNK DOESN'T CLIMB
COWS DON'T MAKE LUV
I WOKE UP AS MY TOAD
KLINGONS DUMP WEB
DUMP KLINGON WORF
QUESTION LOCK JAM
COYOTES JINX MAUD
                                         530
SACK DIMBULB NEWT
THICK SALMON ROW (D/Q)
I WHACK SMART BODY
OKLAHOMA SPITE (J/W)
I PAW DOUG'S MONKEY
I'D HOST MONKEY PAW
DI SHOT MONKEY PAW
MOST LOX JAUNDICE
ICED LOX JOUST MAN
WHY ICE MANX STOOD
                                         540
MICK BUSTED JONNY
BELMONT WAS QUICK
DR MONTY SAW BUICK
DO MALE OX SCHWING?
BvTCHY EX-DJ MOANS
KID FROM BAYWATCH
MAD BECKY WON THIS
BAD PIGS WALK HOME
I BUY POT; MAX DRAWS
BIG MODULAR JACKS
                                         550
I WAS TEAM DUCK BOY
BOY, WAS I DUCK MEAT!
HAIRY JOCKS GO MAD
BAKE WILD BUG SPAM
KNOW SHRIMPY TOAD
PYTHON IDE WAS OK (D/Q)
DO WHAT? SMILE BACK?
IN WARM DUCK STOOL
I SPY THE DANK WbMB
DANK WbMB LIPS
                                         560
I'M WAY STONED, BUCK
WILD FUNK GAME, TOO
JUDY'S CARTOON MIX
WALK UP DEMOTIONS!
DOES TIM CAULK NOW?
I AM JUST A CD BLOKE
SOAP MY WHITE DONK
CAN DO WITH MY FORK!
WHY A SMACK, DOOGIE?
DO WALK FOR HIM, PAT
                                         570
POW! DELOUSING MAX
CAN DO WITH MY FORK
TWO OXEN SCALD HIM
WITH BLANK MOPEDS
WHY A SMACK, DOOGIE?
DO WALK FOR HIM, PAT
NOW DOUG LIKES PAM
COOL MUSKRAT WIND
HIS BLOCK WENT MAD
MA TAKES CHILD JOB
                                         580
HE MOONS WACKY, DIG!
HOLD A COW? MISTAKE!
SHOW MAX PODIATRY
DAWN TOOK SHRIMPY
I MOCK THE SOY DAWN
O POLKA WITH DAMES
KEV'S MAD PHAT BOWL
I STOLE DUCK WOMAN
JURY TOO DAzN SICK
SIX BOLD WATCHMEN
                                         590
ROCKY V: DUST WOMAN
SLOW MENDOTA HICK

 ---
I WAS TO EXPOUND MY...
...ABSURD WAX LOGIC (M/Z)
GOD KNOWS MICHAEL...
...HAS GROWN COLD, KIM
...CHOKES DOWN MY GIN
...EATS BLOWN KID ChM
I STUCK LEMON DOWN...
...WENDY'S ChNT BOX. I'M...
......DAMN SOUR TO LICK (J/W)     (and now she's a sourpuss)
FhCK TWO OLD MEN IN...
...MY BOX WITH DA APES
"ZIOK THE COLD" WAS A...
...DARK MYSTIC ON WHO...
......I'D BET MY BUCKS, JAN
DAzN COOL SEX WITH...
...A SIXTY POUND WORM


et, en franc,ais:
DAME: BIJOUX PLATS (lady: flat jewels)
ZOB PANIQUE (JFKLT) (panicked penis)
P.J. SAIT: "LOUBARD" (police ("police judicie`re") say: "punk/smartass")
PUTAIN DE ZOBS (fucking penises "putain de" used for emphasis similar
                to english "fucking" as in "it's fucking cold")
DELI ZOB PUANT: JFK (stinky penis violation: JFK)
LA BITE DU CON (ZJFK) (the dick of a jerk)
P.D. GAS BAVEUX (JMBL) (PD (pederastre=homosexual) drooling fart)
PLAINTES DU WOK (BZ) (wok whining)
BMW PLATONIQUES (X) (boring BMW)
SALOPARD MOUX (JIG) (smushy jackass)
CUL DE MINOTS (JABK) (brat butts)
FAIM DE TON LOUP (JX) (hunger of your wolf)

and in Japanese:

MITSUKO WA PE DA YO  "Mitsuko is nuts!"


words that read properly on the front/back of the block:
GARY <=> LENT
THE <=> RUG
NY <==> LA
LEG <==> TRY
ZEN <==> ARM
ENVY <==> LIAR
FANG <==> TANS
ARC <==> PEN